Mood:  d'oh
Topic: Foot in the mouth!!!







1. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

2. I won that trophy in the school-wide belching contest.

3. Its been tough, but Ive come to accept that most people I date just wont be as smart as I am.

Ever say the wrong thing at the wrong time? Share it with us.

Mood:  not sure
Topic: Relationships

I had a girlfriend once when I was in the seventh grade. She was the most popular girl in school and all the guys had a crush on her. One day, I received a love note from her!!! I was completely shocked! Well, I decided to write her back asking her to be my girlfriend. The next day, I slipped the note on her desk and proudly walked away. The next thing I know, the bell rings and she gets up, not realizing that I have given her a note, and walks off. The note falls to the ground and all the guys pick it up and read it out loud to the class......

More to come...

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